pigeons...can we talk about them for just a minute? i'm not going to go on my normal rant about how much i hate them because they fly at and occassionaly into your head because i'm sure you've heard me mention it before, BUT i'm just going to list another reason they are the worst bird ever.
they can fly. something that most human beings would kill to be able to do. but they will avoid flying at all costs. they will walk. and walk. and walk out of your way. they will walk across a street. they will walk over to their food.
WAKE UP PIGEONS...YOU HAVE WINGS. FLY FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE.
that just really bothered me today. i needed to get off of my chest.
something else that bothered me...do you guys ever find that when you walk into the bathroom, there could be 20 stalls and you always walk into the worst smelling one? one that seems someone just contaminat...i mean....used?
that is my life, every single toilet entry. there's got to be something symbolic about that.
posted by Brittney @ 4:20 pm
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dude....I say that ALL the time!!!!!!!! I mean, you are in front of me.....so you walk in a straight line in front of me.....so you're STILL not out of my way......that's when I call you a stupid pigeon and try to kick you......
B called me yesterday for my b-day! she is awesome and i love her!
You make me laugh :)
So Brit, right before you got kicked off when we were talking earlier...I was about to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY because it was exactly 7:00 here, which means it was exactly 12:00 there, which means that it's your birthday!! Yaaay! Hope it's a good one ~ Miss you!
that is a hilarious entry. but it's true...pigeons are pretty stupid. i think i actually ran over one on my street once because they didn't move out of the way of my car. i felt really bad, but seriously, it's not like i drive over 15 miles an hour on my street. crazy birds!!!
once at a church meeting at my church at home we were discussing the problem of pigeons on the forecourt outsaide the church and how there droppings made it look awful etc. One conversation was recorded in the minutes and went something like this
Mike: Theres pigeon mess everywhere, it makes the church look awful, can't we get rid of them somehow?
Ken: Why are they all round the church building?
Mike: Its the old ladies, they feed them
John: Can't we just shoot them?
Ken: What, shoot the old ladies?
a classic axample of why minute should record exactly what is said.
When Brad and Kim and I backpacked in Eastern Europe the pigeons were so prolific around the cities that we invented a game called "punting pigeons" I think we came up with a set of rules and points and everything for it... I don't think we ACTUALLY ever carried it out.. but it was tempting..
It's usually me making the smell.
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