Is it Worth It?

i'm in the middle of eating my lunch and a thought interrupted my munching. what is worth stopping the process of filling my precious stomach to compose a blog entry? i reply "good question; there is ONE thing to stop me from eating and that my friend, is to reflect on the man who is Ryan Hawkins." Who is Ryan Hawkins, you may inquire. I weep, I weep reader on your behalf. A TRAVESTY. A TRAGEDY. my heart aches, for this man is in my top five for funniest people ALIVE. but he's not only that to me and to the many others who have been blessed with His Grace (that's what he demands to be called by those who know him, His Grace). he's a man of many facets, some of which include a super stinter, a witty one-line guru, a dinosaur lover, a retired amateur wrestler, a dance revolutionary, a true renaissance man.

i often sit up late and night and wonder "WHAT CAN'T RYAN MONTGOMERY HAWKINS DO? Is there anything beyond his grasp?" and I answer, "No, no Brittney--don't be fooled--the stars are not even beyond his reach, this IIIIIS Ryan that we're talking about." and then i cry out, "FOOL, IM-BE-CIIIIILE, how could i think that there's anything that this modern day renaissance man cannot achieve."

if i could dare sum up His Grace in one sentence I would venture to say:

The power of Napoleon Bonaparte, the humor of Will Ferrell, the tenacity of Tyrannosaurus Rex, the skill and fame of Michael Jackson (think the 80's) pales in comparison to my friend, my captain, my leader, His Grace, Ryan Hawkins.

Narlee, Narlee...that's for you Ry...that's for you.